1 dark haired, intellectual and socially awkward character
1 fair haired, more physical and emotional, humanizing character
1-2 cups of incredible adventures shared together
A pinch of friendzone
Mix in a large bowl and serve hot.
Optionally garnish with a mutual friend that totally ships it.
WARNING- may cause acute-intense emotional scarring and/or pain.
Additional ingredients to alter the taste - add UST, and sacrificing everything for each other.
Sterek AU: Deputy Derek and the Sheriff have been working on a particularly hard case for a few months. This meant a lot of late nights working at the Sheriff’s house. Unfortunately for Derek this also meant a lot of time spent getting hit on by the Sheriff’s teenage son. Which was totally annoying and definitely not adorable, or flattering, or in any way tempting. Nope. Definitely not that.
Today my 5 year old asked me, where Derek’s mommy and daddy where , and I told her that he didn’t have mommy and daddy and asked her why she asked me this and she said that everyone should have a mommy and daddy and if Derek didn’t then he should ask Stiles to share his dad with him.
(And I think I died a little bit! Maybe my daughter ships Sterek subconsciously!)
Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?